Nigeria is money-good
Bolivia’s just the same
Lend all you can to Pakistan
It’s in . . . the Solvency Hall of Fame
Now tip your hat to Panama
And raise your glasses high
To good ole’ Hugo Chavez
He’s a perfectly honest guy!
To good ole’ Hugo Chavez
He’s a heck of an honest guy!

*Sung to the tune of “A Son of a Gambolier”, later adapted as “The Ramblin’ Wreck from Georgia Tech”